Is chipotle still not okay to eat?

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06/08/2016 at 21:39 • Filed to: None

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I’d rather not die tonight because I ate a burrito


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/08/2016 at 21:41

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Chipolte generally tastes like hell, so it is never okay to eat.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
06/08/2016 at 21:42

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Hell has a mild spice to it with a lot of sour cream


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/08/2016 at 21:42

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And a touch of E Coli


Kinja'd!!! NeedForSwede > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/08/2016 at 21:45

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It's gonna kill you E. coli or not honestly


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/08/2016 at 21:46

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Last time I ate there was when they were giving away free burritos after the E. Coli thing, I didn’t die.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/08/2016 at 21:47

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yes, its fine, had it for lunch twice this week

also my dad (who doesn’t eat sushi because he thinks it’ll kill you) has been snatching up all the free burrito coupons he can get his hands on, and he’s still alive


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/08/2016 at 21:48

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How explosive would you like 2am to be?


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/08/2016 at 21:50

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Death by burrito is best death though


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/08/2016 at 21:51

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Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
06/08/2016 at 21:57

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Just a pinch


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > yamahog
06/08/2016 at 21:57

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There are free burrito coupons? WHERE!!


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Birddog
06/08/2016 at 21:58

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I want to reach the moon


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/08/2016 at 22:01

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Juuuust enough to get the good old bowels running


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
06/08/2016 at 22:13

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That’s all i need


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/08/2016 at 22:26

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That hasn’t been a thing for months: http://www.fda.gov/Food/RecallsOu…

In fact, it never really was a thing unless you lived in Washington or Oregon.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/08/2016 at 23:11

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Maybe if you eat enough small amount of E.Coli multiple times a week, you'll become immune.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/08/2016 at 23:41

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You get them in the mail if not somebody is stealing your mail.